After a crushing 29 point defeat the first time the Warriors took on the Spurs, they are treating this matchup like they’re playing the fucking Washington Mystics. With Kevin Durant already sidelined with a knee injury, the dubs have deemed this game a lost cause, sitting their four next best players too. Let me get … More Warriors vs. Spurs? Going To Be Like Watching Nets vs. Sixers
Last night was the latest instance of a growing trend in the NBA. In a win against the Denver Nuggets, Washington Wizard’s forward Markieff Morris was ejected for kicking Mason Plumlee in the nuggets (I had to). This is the fifth NBA penis assault I can think of in the last two years and I’m … More Another Attack On NBA Gooches
From the Gospel According to Tebow, Tim 3:16: For God so loved the world that he gave his second Son, Timothy, that whoever believes in him shall be entertained by him striking out on four pitches, looking at a meatball right down the middle of the plate in Spring Training. Nothing like a little casual … More The Gospel According To Tebow
At this point in our society, the general public feels pretty much the same way about Casey Anthony as they feel about Kevin Durant, since they both seem to have gotten away with murder. Anthony got away with the probable murder of her two year old daughter, Caylee, and Durant got away with murdering at least … More Prosecutors In Casey Anthony’s Case Blew A 3-1 Lead And She Is Back To Gloat
Today marks about a month and a half to the Trump presidency and people across the world are still wondering how the fuck we got here. Take it back to June 2015 when everyone thought this psychotic piece of shit had no chance of winning the highest office in the land. But through everyone’s continued … More 3 Fictional Elections that Accurately Predicted the Rise of our Orange Overlord
To all of our loyal readers (I’m going to guess that applies to like 5 people at this point) I’m going to give you full disclosure before I write this post. I’ve had a few beers before writing this, today is our good friend Brandon Traditi’s birthday (shoutout Diti). After arriving home from doing friend … More The Mighty Fuckin Ducks 2
Aubrey “Drake” Graham is without a doubt the most popular, yet polarizing figures in not only hip-hop but music and popular culture as a whole. While Views, which dropped in April of 2016, may have been his most successful record according to the charts and record sales, it left a lot to be desired … More VIEWS/MORE LIFE.
So today Colin Kaepernick put out a statement basically saying that if a team will take him next season that he will begin standing for the national anthem again. Thats right. The social activist and NFL “bad boy” has abandoned his cause after one measly season. I say “bad boy” in quotes because it just … More BREAKING: Colin Kaepernick Will Get On His Knees One Last Time For Anyone Who Will Sign Him
On Tuesday night, the basketball gods struck Kevin Durant, leaving him sidelined indefinitely with a knee injury. Of course, this was bound to happen. There is no way that Beyonce and Jay Z were going to leave fellow illuminati member, Lebron James, to fend for himself against the historic Golden State Warriors’ roster. However, what … More The Contract Hit On Kevin Durant
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