When I opened this article, I was bombarded with numbers to the point that the PTSD from my finance classes hit me harder than a haymaker from C-Breezy. Surely, I am about the furthest thing from a scientist, but I decided to power through and read it slow and steady. Basically what my lazy inferior … More Scientists Say Our Planet Is Passed The Point Of No Return But I May Have Just Solved Global Warming
The powerhouse that the Chicago Bulls created during the 1990’s was one of the most effective sports dynasties of all time. While Michael Jordan and Phil Jackson receive much of the credit for the team’s success, none of it could have been possible without GM, Jerry Krause, pulling the strings. Krause made a ton … More The Puppet Master That Helped Bring 6 Rings To Chicago Dies At 77 Years Old
As the Trump/Russia plot thickens, it appears as though there are early signs of what the majority of our country as well as the entire world have been begging for. One way or another, everyone wants to wake up from this nightmare with a new President. A normal President. A safe President. A leader who … More Democrats Say Trump Could Resign Soon, Will That Leave Us With The Real Monster In Donald’s Closet?
So Emma Watson has caught some heat from the media recently for dressing slutty when she’s supposed to be a model feminist and a UN Women Goodwill Ambassador (whatever that means). The picture above caused an uproar from wholesome normal people who feel that she is objectifying herself and contradicting her feminist preachings. That being … More Could We Be In The Midst Of The Fappening 2.0?
After a crushing 29 point defeat the first time the Warriors took on the Spurs, they are treating this matchup like they’re playing the fucking Washington Mystics. With Kevin Durant already sidelined with a knee injury, the dubs have deemed this game a lost cause, sitting their four next best players too. Let me get … More Warriors vs. Spurs? Going To Be Like Watching Nets vs. Sixers
Last night was the latest instance of a growing trend in the NBA. In a win against the Denver Nuggets, Washington Wizard’s forward Markieff Morris was ejected for kicking Mason Plumlee in the nuggets (I had to). This is the fifth NBA penis assault I can think of in the last two years and I’m … More Another Attack On NBA Gooches
From the Gospel According to Tebow, Tim 3:16: For God so loved the world that he gave his second Son, Timothy, that whoever believes in him shall be entertained by him striking out on four pitches, looking at a meatball right down the middle of the plate in Spring Training. Nothing like a little casual … More The Gospel According To Tebow
At this point in our society, the general public feels pretty much the same way about Casey Anthony as they feel about Kevin Durant, since they both seem to have gotten away with murder. Anthony got away with the probable murder of her two year old daughter, Caylee, and Durant got away with murdering at least … More Prosecutors In Casey Anthony’s Case Blew A 3-1 Lead And She Is Back To Gloat
Today marks about a month and a half to the Trump presidency and people across the world are still wondering how the fuck we got here. Take it back to June 2015 when everyone thought this psychotic piece of shit had no chance of winning the highest office in the land. But through everyone’s continued … More 3 Fictional Elections that Accurately Predicted the Rise of our Orange Overlord
To all of our loyal readers (I’m going to guess that applies to like 5 people at this point) I’m going to give you full disclosure before I write this post. I’ve had a few beers before writing this, today is our good friend Brandon Traditi’s birthday (shoutout Diti). After arriving home from doing friend … More The Mighty Fuckin Ducks 2