Yesterday, Trump put some tweets up saying that he is now putting a ban on Transgender people joining the Military. His reasoning is that it would cost too much to pay for hormones and what not. However, it’s evident that our Military spends five times the amount of these costs on Viagra each year! Now … More War Dogs? More Like War Hogs!
According to a new report released today by Forbes Magazine, Jeff Bezos has surpassed Bill Gates as the richest man alive. According to this report, Jeff Bezos is worth an approximate NINETY FUCKIN BILLION DOLLARS. Jeff Bezos started Amazon as an online bookstore and he now has enough money to eradicate AIDS and starvation from … More 90 Billion Dollars is A Lot of Money
Listen up ladies. Justin Bieber seems to have taken on a new lover and he is so smitten that he canceled the rest of his tour to spend time with his new boo. Who is this mystery vixen you ask? Madison Beer? Nope. Emily Ratajkowski? Not quite. Actually, it doesn’t appear to a vixen at … More Bieber is Banging his Priest and I Can’t Even Get a Text Back
Breaking news: despite popular belief, football is actually in fact bad for your the health of your brain. Who could have ever had the foresight and intelligence to see this bombshell coming? So exactly how bad is football for you? Well I’ll tell ya. According to a study published by the medical journal JAMA, studies … More According to Science, Playing Football Will Probably Ruin Your Life Forever
Whoever at Discovery Channel who thought this Michael Phelps shit was a good idea yesterday is an absolute bozo. I’m far from the smartest man alive which may explain why I thought this, but I, like most of America who tuned into watch this travesty of a televised event, was under the impression he was … More Michael Phelps is an Absolute Fraud.
Hello everybody. Rob, Chris, and myself are all lazy fucks who have clearly not updated the blog in seemingly decades, but we are back now and are all looking forward to providing our readers with a few laughs regarding our takes on events going on in the world of sports, news, and pop culture. Due … More WE’RE BACK.
When I opened this article, I was bombarded with numbers to the point that the PTSD from my finance classes hit me harder than a haymaker from C-Breezy. Surely, I am about the furthest thing from a scientist, but I decided to power through and read it slow and steady. Basically what my lazy inferior … More Scientists Say Our Planet Is Passed The Point Of No Return But I May Have Just Solved Global Warming
The powerhouse that the Chicago Bulls created during the 1990’s was one of the most effective sports dynasties of all time. While Michael Jordan and Phil Jackson receive much of the credit for the team’s success, none of it could have been possible without GM, Jerry Krause, pulling the strings. Krause made a ton … More The Puppet Master That Helped Bring 6 Rings To Chicago Dies At 77 Years Old
As the Trump/Russia plot thickens, it appears as though there are early signs of what the majority of our country as well as the entire world have been begging for. One way or another, everyone wants to wake up from this nightmare with a new President. A normal President. A safe President. A leader who … More Democrats Say Trump Could Resign Soon, Will That Leave Us With The Real Monster In Donald’s Closet?
So Emma Watson has caught some heat from the media recently for dressing slutty when she’s supposed to be a model feminist and a UN Women Goodwill Ambassador (whatever that means). The picture above caused an uproar from wholesome normal people who feel that she is objectifying herself and contradicting her feminist preachings. That being … More Could We Be In The Midst Of The Fappening 2.0?