Breaking news: despite popular belief, football is actually in fact bad for your the health of your brain. Who could have ever had the foresight and intelligence to see this bombshell coming? So exactly how bad is football for you? Well I’ll tell ya. According to a study published by the medical journal JAMA, studies … More According to Science, Playing Football Will Probably Ruin Your Life Forever

Whoever at Discovery Channel who thought this Michael Phelps shit was a good idea yesterday is an absolute bozo. I’m far from the smartest man alive which may explain why I thought this, but I, like most of America who tuned into watch this travesty of a televised event, was under the impression he was … More Michael Phelps is an Absolute Fraud.

Hello everybody. Rob, Chris, and myself are all lazy fucks who have clearly not updated the blog in seemingly decades, but we are back now and are all looking forward to providing our readers with a few laughs regarding our takes on events going on in the world of sports, news, and pop culture. Due … More WE’RE BACK.